Famous people have to die just like us regular folk. Well, almost. The
richer and more famous you are, the greater the chance you will have
people hanging around while you breathe your last. Historians. Media
types. Spoiled brat kids looking to cash in on your fame. A personal
nurse who has hated you for the past fifteen years.
As a result, your final words will be recorded, sold to tabloids, and
pondered long after you've passed. As if dying wasn't already a
pressure-packed experience.
Yesterday's post referenced Citizen Kane,
a movie where a journalist is trying to solve the mystery of a rich
man's final, cryptic utterance. I felt it was only fitting to share a
few real, although less famous, examples:
"Go away. I'm all right." H.G. Wells
"Oh I am so bored with it all." Winston Churchill
"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough already." Karl Marx
"How were the receipts tonight at Madison Square Garden?" P.T. Barnum
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Pancho Villa
"Do I look strange? My head! My head!" Robert Louis Stevenson
"It is nothing." Archduke Franz Ferdinand (whose assassination sparked WW I)
Unintelligible mumbling with only "moose" and "Indian" clearly spoken. Henry David Thoreau
"Thomas Jefferson survives!" John Adams (not knowing Jefferson died earlier that day)
"I am still alive!" Roman Emperor Caligula
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